“CALVINISM’S TRANSLATION ALCHEMY”

Combining the Satanic performance of an African voodoo priest … with the Satanic make-believe monkey shines of a Roman Catholic priest … that is … turning the wafer in to actual body and blood of Christ … the etymological skills of a Calvinist … similarly … could be called Translation Alchemy.

You know … reading something but believing something else.

It’s the same training given to Jesuit Catholic priests.

They genuinely believe that if told ... for example … that the colour black is white … they will believe it.

In the training room, their Jesuit Superior will hold up a black card before the trainee Jesuit priest in training and say “This card is white … what colour is it?”

To which the trainee will answer … “It is white.”

And this will be repeated hundreds and hundreds of times.

It’s called Translation Alchemy … despite the obvious opposite to the ordinary observer.

Now the case in point is the phrase … dead in trespasses and sins (Ephesians 2:1).

Now when a Calvinist sees the phrase “dead in trespasses and sins” … they read it as “total depravity”.

Yes Dear Reader, this is the mystery of iniquity in action (2 Thessalonians 2:7) … the training given to student Pastors in a Calvinist College now called Reformed Colleges or Augustinian Colleges or Doctrines of Grace Colleges … yes … anti-Bible randomly infused grace (Proverbs 24:21).

Performed hundreds of times … “What is this phrase?” says the teacher holding up a sign reading “Dead in trespasses and sins”.

The class answers Total Depravity.

And how do they get away with this?

Simples! Scurrying from under the darkness of one rock to another … they mutter phrases like the originals and the Greek.

Yes the Roman Catholic priest holds up the wafer and the juice and says … in all sincerity … to the congregation …  

“This is the body and blood of Christ.”

“Mmmm!” says the congregation “Delicious! Christ’s blood tastes just like grape juice … and Yum! Yum! … his body tastes like my favourite Tip Top Nine Grain!”

Another religion that ignores what is real … is Buddhism.

Despite the actual and real evidence of sin in action, they will deny that it exists.

Similarly, people on mind altering drugs … or smoking the weed … or garden variety alcoholism … describe similar denial experiences … Yeh Man!

Furthermore, reading the word “hell” in the Bible, the Calvinist with his Translation Alchemy skills immediately sees the word as “hades”.

In conclusion:

Just as there is such a thing as fool’s gold the Calvinist … digging for his prideful nuggets … is on a hiding to nothing … being unable to distinguish the difference between Satan’s ‘gold’ and God’s gold. 

Why? His version is the ESV … the Easy Satanic Version.

It’s called Translation Alchemy … a very precious thing to a Calvinist … being his only defence against the truth … reading one thing but believing another.

Harley Hitchcock
December 2025

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