“GNAT STRAINING”

aka SWALLOWING CAMELS (Matthew 23:24)

 

Dear Reader, did you hear the one about the fellow who cut off his nose?

His nose hairs were annoying him! Boom! Tish!

 

Or the one about the nitwit who cut off his big toe?

His toe nail was putting a hole in his sock! Boom! Tish!

 

What about the ding bat who discarded his shark repellent suit?

He didn’t like feeling enclosed! Boom Tish!

 

How about the buffoon who thought he found a mistake in the King James Bible?

He now uses an ESV or the NLT! Boom Tish!

 

Dear Reader, as you very well know by now … having studied our website … there are no mistakes, errors or bloopers in the King James Bible … as it is perfect, infallible, inerrant and inspired.

 

But just suppose for a nano-second that there might be one …

 

What should you do? How outraged should you be?

 

You know …

 

 “We’ve found a mistake … should the King of Babylon be called Nebuchadnezzar or Nebuchadrezzar?”

 

“Enquire, I pray thee, of the LORD for us; for Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon maketh war against us; if so be that the LORD will deal with us according to all his wondrous works, that he may go up from us.”

(Jeremiah 21:2)

“In his days Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came up, and Jehoiakim became his servant three years: then he turned and rebelled against him.” (2 Kings 24:1)


This is enough for King James Bible critics to toss the King James into the bin.

Of course should they do a little study … a foreign pursuit for them … they would discover that kings had different name changes according to their time and function in office.

In the Jeremiah verse, the r-form signifies being ‘a servant of God’ … oh yes Dear Reader, they were doing God’s bidding in attacking Israel … Babylon was God’s servant.

In the Kings verse, the n-form signifies being a ‘high protector’ … which he was at that time to Zedekiah … for about three years.

Once again, study will show there are NO errors or mistakes in the King James Bible.

Ah, but gagging on gnats and swallowing camels, the Hot Air Balloon people disappear into the ether … armed only with the authority of their own minds.

Despite having evidence to the contrary, the Hot Air comeback is always a mindless

“Well, that may be true, but I still believe what I believe … despite factual evidence to the contrary!”

“Please … quick … someone get a me a Panadol, a cup of tea!”

Harley Hitchcock
June 2026

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